By noweddingforyou - 29/09/2013 19:21 - Canada - Guelph

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
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hghrider123456 9

That's when you say "yes, it has a boo-boo, will you kiss and make it better?"

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rakooligan 11

Seriously, I don't understand why some couples feel it's okay to defecate in front of one another.

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nishantvas 13

next time... LOCK the door mate

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JFunk4Real 12

Lock the door next time....that is all.

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Averagegamer 1

id make her uncomfortable by ******** so loud the mexican people could hear it

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Slavgaard 16

To keep her from doing it again you should have stood up and said 'Look in there...is that normal?'

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Nicostream 16

Lol, that's one epic girlfriend. Definitely a keeper. Haha I would have laughed if I were you, OP.

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Inked0803 12

You've reached the point of no return in your relationship

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missmonkie 16

my boyfriend farts, ***** and burps in front of me. dude be a man. you have a keeper if she has no problem coming in the bathroom while you're doing that.

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MidnightMusic53 37

Some people like their privacy while taking a dump. He doesn't need to "be a man," she needs to respect his personal space, considering he expressed his discomfort. I know I couldn't go to the bathroom if my boyfriend was in there with me, and neither could he. She's not a keeper if she's not going to be respectful of her boyfriend's personal space. I'm sick of seeing these comments. Nobody should be told to "man up" just because they want to poo in peace. Keep in mind that if every single person was the same, the world would be a dull place. I personally could never understand why the hell anyone would want to be in the bathroom while someone is taking a dump, even with bathroom spray.

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