By noweddingforyou - 29/09/2013 19:21 - Canada - Guelph

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
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hghrider123456 9

That's when you say "yes, it has a boo-boo, will you kiss and make it better?"

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icepick23 12

Have to get used to it someday...

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lisamarcella 14

Have to appreciate that name! Sounds like they have a fun relationship, and at least OP knows she's comfortable around him :)

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alfred07 18

Don't you have a lock on your bathroom door?

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Knighthawk876 2

Just saying if a guy did that he would have gotten slapped across the face.

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Vlen_fml 20

i do not understand people who invade something so private. then again i can't even go if someone's making noise outside the door.

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lilushi 8

Sounds like me and my boyfriend except for the fact when I've been on the toilet he's both splashed water on me and tried to stick his dick in my mouth.

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