By eastsiderounder - 02/12/2013 17:11 - United States - South Jordan

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
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eastsiderounder 1

OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.

Comments

JMichael 25

Is her uncle Quagmire by chance?

How would you share the money ? I bet the video would go viral in less than 24hours

astralvagan 20

that's not as bad as Sunny Lane. Her parents watch her performances as they happen and critique it.

RedPillSucks 31

Someone is making **** videos on the side. Sounds like you're an unpaid intern. Is the uncles name Hung Long Dong, and your girlfriends name is Chu Mei (or Pussy Galore).

Seriously run fast and far don't even discuss it. She may be the love of your life but she has seriously scary issues.

perdix 29

Lights, camera . . . Action!!!

I'm thinking he didn't give her a ride and more like she was riding him if get what I mean. Lol that's terrible