She would have sex with the op and say she enjoyed it, and that she doesn't like penis.

Who knows if it was high quality it might've been a big sloppy mess but one is willing to put up with a lot for love

You've obviously never had your heart broken...

You've obviously never read Perdix's comments before. Hint: they're not meant to be taken seriously, even when they flat-out suck, which they almost always do.

31 - I can almost guarantee that it would have been a sloppy mess.... ;)

#31 & 79, nah, if she's the kind of lesbian that makes her guy friends horny, you can bet that the quality is top-shelf. I thought the "mammaries" pun would save this comment from burial.

I voted you up, Perdix. Partly because I got your sarcasm and partly out of tradition.

That's what I hate about commenting. Your comments get buried because nearly everyone takes it to seriously and doesn't understand your sarcasm. :p

I'm with 109. Perdix's sarcasm always gets a laugh and thumbs up out of me.

Yeah, who needs love when you can have "high quality pussy". She stated that she loved her very much, and that bitch used her. Yeah what the hell are you complaining about? Gee, I ******* wonder.

**Memories

You should write a book about it.

^ and he goes for the win!

Good for you. Now go away.

Shit, they deleted it. Oh well.

She sounds perfect? There is almost no personal info in the FML. Don't just instantly assume the op is always a poor little victim. For all you know, this may be exactly what op deserves.

Yeah but you're not a psycho. Are you, bats? Whatever. Getting eaten out's a little milder than getting penetrated in the rear end anyway. I think girls tend to be more open to experimentation anyway, but I could be wrong. Any females wanna weigh in on this?

I kissed a girl, and I did not like it. No cherry Chapstick.

I'm not sure if psychos are aware of the fact that their psychos. I guess I was a psycho in American Psycho, or (spoiler alert) was I? I can't believe someone could spend a year pretending to have a relationship with someone they completely disregarded the feelings of.

Ugh, I was up all night and my grammar was suffering. I slept and just woke up and thought my problem would be solved. I get annoyed by terrible grammar, but I get pissed when it's my mistake. I guess to add value to this comment: I hope you find true love OP, follow your heart and all your wildest dreams will come true.

Yeah, but your argument has one fatal flaw: it did happen. Besides, I've known of several bitches even crazier than this one.

I'm a little lost, whose argument has a flaw? I'm not really sure what argument there was, unless you're saying dom is wrong and penetration did happen. That would make sense, it seems likely two girls who've been together for a year penetrated each other with fingers and toys. EDIT: you know women who are crazier than someone who faked a relationship for a year? It seems hard to believe people like that could exist.

Pay attention to the names under each comment. I said your argument has a flaw because yeah, the OP's girlfriend did do all that shit, presumably. Whether you have a hard time imagining being that psycho doesn't make a difference to the situation. People are ******* nuts.

Oh yeah, sorry, that was you. I think you misinterpreted what I meant. I wasn't making any argument, I was just saying that I've heard crazy things before, but this is just unbelievable. I wasn't arguing anything.