By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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msilikegrapes 8

take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart

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nrelavender 10

I hope your (hopefully ex) girlfriend gets hit by a bus.

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glocksinner 6

Arrows bend in flight

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Metallica36176 16

and it sounds like she's a *****...to make her guy friends hornyM yep....a bitch *****.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

I love it when my comments post in the wrong spot so that they totally don't make sense. O well. There are worse things in life. Like my overly judgmental, homophobic bro being in town waaaaaaaaaay too long. Irrelevant. I know.

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oroseyy 3

Arrows wiggle while they fly, and she should try not being so selfish. That was rather *****-ish.

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urawankernumber9 2

Lesbian here too honey. You don't need that shit!!

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Meesersuperman1 4

So you didn't have sex for a year? Maybe you like to take things slower but I think that's pretty common for a whole year of dating.

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