By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
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idkweird 0

Is anyone else wondering how she got the damn keys? He drove, why would he hand over keys to her while she was heading in to the hospital?

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myfriend_youfail 3

Her pain must have messed up her critical thinking skills. First, who expects a person to WALK thirty-two miles, especially at nine in the morning??? And second, if you'd walked, she would have probably passed you on the way home, since cars drive a lot faster than people can walk...you'd still be walking home when she parked the car at your house! FYL for having an idiot girlfriend. Maybe her "terrible pain" was a result of straining the few brain cells she has available to her.

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ladybuggirl1234 3

you seem like a great bf and person. too bad your gf is stupid or something...

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cartedor 18

I want to hear her explanation. What on earth was she thinking? Had the op written back to answer the very question that we all want to know

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SheTheOtaku 21

Well, now you know how many craps she gives.

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the_bassist__ 15

But... Wouldn't she have passed him in the waiting room? Or wouldn't the doctors have checked?

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InfiniteSecret 20

I call bullshit, if you drove her there how did she drive the car home without you. Wouldn't you still have the keys? Why would you drive her there and she than have the keys to drive back 😂

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