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By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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You can count on it

By amie - 11/08/2009 08:43 - Canada

Today, my mom said that we needed to have a family meeting because of all the issues that have been going on with our family. My mom, sister and I sat down and began to talk about everything. As I started to cry, my sister looks at my mom and says, "I win!" She bet my mom $20 that I would cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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Toxic masculinity

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 07:59

Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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Nevracceptdefeat 26

Friday 28 March 2014 23:23

I wonder what she said

wGx14 12

Friday 28 March 2014 23:27

"No one in the family actually loves you. Also, you're a failed abortion." That's my guess, at least.

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troutbum 11

Saturday 29 March 2014 3:20

:/ nice grandma you've got there

HuebertMCR 10

Saturday 29 March 2014 4:16

Only family members have that skill... I feel for ya

KatyLarae 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 4:30

Oh granny!

sjbartholome 14

Saturday 29 March 2014 4:36

Well hopefully your grandma is so old that she will die soon. Then she can burn in Hell.

NinjaDitto623 14

Saturday 29 March 2014 4:53

What were the two sentences? I believe a follow-up is in order!

ericb982 8

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:29

"You're my favorite. Jk your brother is."

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 29 March 2014 6:49

What did she say?

Lacalema 21

Saturday 29 March 2014 7:51

Even better when read in Ron's voice.

wakka9876 17

Saturday 29 March 2014 9:26

lol, so many people must have sucky families if they think this needs sympathy, if she said someone died to do it, well that is just horrible of her, else just grow a pair, its what families do

mikbrooke 25

Sunday 30 March 2014 1:22

pretty sure its not all that common that a grandmother will make their grandchild cry just to win a bet. i know families joke around and what not, but to do it just to win a bet is mean.

ashjo 12

Saturday 29 March 2014 9:33

Tell us what she said

Oliok 19

Saturday 29 March 2014 11:57

Oh grandmas. Don't they just say the darnedest things?

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