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By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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You can count on it

By amie - 11/08/2009 08:43 - Canada

Today, my mom said that we needed to have a family meeting because of all the issues that have been going on with our family. My mom, sister and I sat down and began to talk about everything. As I started to cry, my sister looks at my mom and says, "I win!" She bet my mom $20 that I would cry. FML

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You deserved it 7 999

By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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You deserved it 5 234

Toxic masculinity

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 07:59

Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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You deserved it 17 460

Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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You deserved it 5 217

Foot in mouth

By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

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You deserved it 57 594

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 226

Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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Nevracceptdefeat 26

Friday 28 March 2014 23:23

I wonder what she said

wGx14 12

Friday 28 March 2014 23:27

"No one in the family actually loves you. Also, you're a failed abortion." That's my guess, at least.

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

Friday 28 March 2014 23:31

Old people and FML goes together like cherry and pie

Axipiter 24

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:14

Sweet cherry pie!

CJB3228 17

Saturday 29 March 2014 3:43

tastes so good makes a grown.. err woman cry

adamnbb 25

Friday 28 March 2014 23:33

Grandma strikes again.

ghostsoul21 12

Friday 28 March 2014 23:33

I feel your pain.. My grandmother called me a wh*re because I wore a tank top dress.. My aunts and uncles apologize for her

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Saturday 29 March 2014 20:01

I don't blame you. My grandma acts like that too. ;_;

ariiewilliams 17

Friday 28 March 2014 23:33

That's one bad grandma

badazz425 2

Friday 4 April 2014 2:46

But what about a bad grandpa

sunnyray812 42

Friday 28 March 2014 23:56

What parent and grandparent tries to purposely make you cry? What bitches!

ckerane 16

Friday 28 March 2014 23:58

aww what did she say? im sure she didn't mean it

martin8337 35

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:07

What did she say to touch a nerve like that?

bigclinc 7

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:10

cwl727 32

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:22

What did she say?

gaydragon 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:37

Sorry to hear that OP try not to think too much about it, knowing it's a bet she might not have really meant it, stay strong!

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Today, I tried to talk to my teenage son about healthy masculinity. He said, "Yeah Mom, I know. Lift weights and eat red meat and fish. Can I go?" Not what I meant at all. FML

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

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Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML

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Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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Today, I checked my bank account online and noticed two checks that I didn't write had gone through, so I got copies of them and recognized the handwriting. It was my best friend's. FML

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Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the noise of a snake moving around on my bed. I screamed so loudly that one of the locals woke up and came to have a look. When I explained, he laughed his ass off and left. FML

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Same thing different taste

Enough is enough

You can count on it

Toxic masculinity

Grandma rocks!

Foot in mouth

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