Animals: Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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RIP in peace

By katta2009 - 29/08/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML

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masterofflight 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:37

your grandma surely loves you

babyblueyes 27

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:42

I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.

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bballer4life895 13

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:53

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haw008 14

Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:28

I honestly hope you are not serious.

Ren_Uchiha 11

Tuesday 28 May 2013 15:48

If we punched old people in the throats every time they said something sassy or rude, there probably would be a lot less of them.

yesyesnonono 10

Tuesday 28 May 2013 19:05

That's the goal.

perdix 29

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:54

I have a feeling the OP had something to do with the dog's untimely demise. I've heard stories of crazy, old people giving their dog everything in their will, so the OP was just looking out for his inheritance. Dunh, dunh, dunh!

Bibliovore 26

Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:50

If OP was walking the dog, and the dog got run over while at the other end of a leash OP was holding, then yeah, OP might've had something to do with it....