Animals: Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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RIP in peace

By katta2009 - 29/08/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML

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masterofflight 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:37

your grandma surely loves you

babyblueyes 27

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:42

I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 28 May 2013 21:55

I have a chihuahua. If you train them well, they are very well behaved and not gigantic assholes. Mine is very laid back.

Old_Iron_Sides 6

Tuesday 28 May 2013 22:28

How did you train the chihuahua to walk your grandmother?

Sonotsuave 35

Tuesday 28 May 2013 22:55

I'm so sorry, this made me laugh. Not that its funny in any way, just imagining it...

trucksfar45 7

Tuesday 28 May 2013 23:12

Can't stop laughing at this.

nplatinum 4

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:16

It should have been grandma! But thank you for getting rid of another chihuahua!

AG1216 18

Monday 5 August 2013 21:30

i have a chihuahua. They are wonderful dogs if they are socialized properly and have good health etc. My dog can be nippy, but she has hock laxity and will need leg braces, has allergies etc etc. Thats very rude of you to wish a non human's death.

Gvfell 9

Wednesday 29 May 2013 4:39

The chihuahua's ghost said that?

SAgirl 13

Wednesday 29 May 2013 8:56

Who was walking the dog?

MrsAlexander83 10

Wednesday 29 May 2013 8:59

Haha! Nothing like a chihuahua fur baby to bring out the violence in people! I should know...I have one! ;)

lovely2567 5

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:37

LMAO! Sometimes I think people make these up!

KamiyaHaine 18

Wednesday 29 May 2013 11:08

Were you not careful enough? My dogs are carried when crossing the street & we don't jaywalk with her.

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RIP in peace

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