Animals: Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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RIP in peace

By katta2009 - 29/08/2010 11:29 - United States

Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML

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masterofflight 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:37

your grandma surely loves you

babyblueyes 27

Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:42

I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.

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peachfuzz74 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 13:49

Lmfao that was hilarious. Sorry tho honey.

avapaige1234 19

Tuesday 28 May 2013 13:56

Lesson learned: Never walk with grandmama

MysticMonkey 9

Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:02

But it wasn't. So who cares?

slushyslime 7

Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:03

Really now !

football98_fml 20

Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:50

old people don't know what they're saying half the time they speak

Turock27 7

Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:59

"Rat" ridiculous rat.

Instagrants 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 15:05

interesting33 36

Tuesday 28 May 2013 15:10

Maybe she is just worried thinking " it could have been my grandchild"?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 28 May 2013 15:31

Hey now, don't insult the rats ;) Let's just call it an ankle biter! Lol.

bjdog98 9

Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:01

Animals are better than humans, of course she wants you run over instead.

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RIP in peace

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