By dareyale - 26/07/2013 06:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13

Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!

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domking1315 20

I would advise that you don't piss her off...

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Mobyman30 9

There's nothing funnier than a drunk grandma...

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SolarFlare 20

Well, if OP is in trouble, she can always count on her grandmamma, instead of a big strong brother.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Reading all these "Grandma is a Badass" comments makes me imagine her in a Borderlands game (:

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fakedsincerity 32

This is the opposite of FMLworthy. Go Granny!

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perdix 29

Badasses don't retire -- they either get murdered or die of multiple STDs.

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blankjack 6

You better agree to everything she says!

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Just wait til their 69 ;)

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edbighead1 1

Bitches shouldn't mess with gram gram

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haaaanners 10

forgetting the fact that she injured someone, remember that cool doesn't depend on your age ;)

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