By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
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aardvarkish 15

I think I would have said, "Don't worry. My boyfriend promised to leave his wife, stop selling drugs, and then marry me."

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oogie_boggie 0

well then what are you do doing writing an fml. stop wasting time and PREY LOL

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nadia716 3

Ouch lol. Old people are so mean sometimes. It's ok OP, I'll be your husband ;] haha.

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fullmetalshrimp 0

Haha, that's cute.

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MEF62 5

depending on what birthday she's at. if it's 16 then weird. 20 it's cute. 30+ it's pathetic

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Emrysa 1

Well, I was going to say give her a set and tell her to start praying she lives another year. But #1's suggestion is better. Win.

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Jimboom 11

Tell her to keep them because if you started praying now then you wouldn't be able to see her again in hell when you die.

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FYLDeep 25

This isn't a good sign for sure. But... if a couple more years down the line, you're mother does the same, then you know you're totally ******.

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