By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
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aardvarkish 16

I think I would have said, "Don't worry. My boyfriend promised to leave his wife, stop selling drugs, and then marry me."

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aardvarkish 16

I think I would have said, "Don't worry. My boyfriend promised to leave his wife, stop selling drugs, and then marry me."

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sweetdreams20 0

tell her that you will just sleep with alot of men then see what she says

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Grandma knows all. Better listen to her or you're going to die bitter & alone. Or you could just live your own life & tell her to stay out of it.

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christian50 0

at least they weren't Anal beads?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#53 That should be what someone says after anything unfortunate happens. "My dog died. FML." "At least it wasn't anal beads!"

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RuMyDaisy 0

is that what u got from ur gramma?

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GRyphonLJJ 0

At 14-15 my GrandMother asked me if I had my future husband picked out. Between 16 & 17 she kept reminding me I wasn't getting any younger. At 18 she declared I was going to be an 'Old Maid.' By 19 she wanted to know if I was, one of those women who 'just didn't care much for men?' When I married at 26 she just said, 'About time. You're lucky to find a man who'll take such an old wife.' Aren't old people fun? :)

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bankrupt 15

I think we must have had the same grandmother. Mine pulled that "old maid" crap on me when I was 22 and just graduating from college. What a prune!

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