By wtfiswronghere - 08/12/2015 18:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my grandmother insisted that Mexicans sacrifice humans every year as part of their Catholic religion. The Swaggart guy on TV said so, and apparently, he can't be wrong, ever. FML
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El_Boxeador 14

I didn't know we did that. I should embrace my heritage and I guess I'll start by sacrificing that Swaggart dude!

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bigdfootball97 24

*insert sarcasm here* I am a Mexican Catholic and I can assure you that that Swaggart dude is in fact 100% true (pinche cabron guey)

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spn_fanboy14 12

I'm Mexican I will command my Mexicans to sacrafice her to the dark lord chlululu

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CaroLouWho 10

I'm not Mexican, but I don't remember human sacrifice ever coming up in my 13 years of Catholic school or my 20 years being raised Catholic. So. Um.

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a_Vs21 6

see its cause you're not mexican, like me. it always pops up for us.

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captainsmegma 12

Is this the same Swagger that likes his prostitutes in sleazy motel rooms.

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Tannasgh 22

They used to...before the Spanish Catholics nearly wiped them out. Remind her that God asked Abraham to sacrifice his son...

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LT_Silva101 18

I'm a Mexican Catholic and I can confirm this is 100% true. We like to sacrifice people who talk about it mostly

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vintageart1994 16

Wow that's different. I'm Catholic and Mexican and I can say for sure we do not do that. :/

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