Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss...

By Brie - 05/09/2011 13:00 - United States

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

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Same thing different taste

By moonstone15 - 06/08/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By heymacie - 19/02/2015 05:45 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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You deserved it 2 853

By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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Monday 5 September 2011 17:43

You should've surprised everyone and licked her ass sensually. Oh god, I creeped myself out.

_YeahImMe_ 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:42

Wow. Fun grandma.

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ZeroIce 12

Friday 23 September 2011 21:43

Grandma's going punk!!! Go Grandma!!!

rroxie124 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:37

I wish I had your grandma...

LilToonchiii 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 13:19

like a boss.

ab529 0

Monday 24 October 2011 23:34

Dude your grabma sounds awesome

lopezfreak 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:06

Hahaha awesome grandma!!

rachilio 26

Friday 18 November 2011 14:07

Go Grandma!

kristah7 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:38

That's awesome!

Nwthatzfunny 9

Wednesday 28 March 2012 21:05

i love your granny

sutianneli 13

Wednesday 4 April 2012 22:27

Ur grandma has more spunk than I do.

sea_cucumber_11 11

Friday 13 June 2014 20:59

Grandparents do the darnedest things

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Same thing different taste

Let her have her fun

How soon is now?

Sex work is real work

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