By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
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PhillyFox 0

If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.

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jordonisawesome 0

At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.

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Massdebater 1

take the nose job money and spend it on something else, she's old, she won't notice...

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TheDrifter 23

at least you don't have self esteem issues op . But seriously fyl

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bballchamp43 0

srry OP take away 1 ydi I accidentally clicked it Don't worry. grandmothers have weird ideas sometimes.

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Middrslife 0

FYL OP, apparently your grandma thinks your nose has some SERIOUS issuses in her point of view.

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Trupe 3

Ha op is a Jew. Or just has a weird nose

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Bonta_kun_fml 2

wow, 26. Just because you are replying to 1 doesn't mean that you have to be a troll. I mean, anyone could have made a much more intelligent commentary about the FML, but no! You just had to take your time to bash the First Commenter, even if he didn't say first. So what if he said "dude woaah", at least it shows that he cared for the FML instead of his saying "First". In fact, I'm willing to bet that #1 didn't even care for his spot! What are you, traumatized from always being the #26 on your class? or the #26 in your family? I'm just joking xD

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SeanFredrick 3

Well op your knose was unemployed so she told it to get a job no that wasn't funny well anyway haha op you're prolly somewhat ugly but I know how you feel anyway don't change your appearance w plastic surgery fake girls = not turn on but neither do ugly girls anyway you were born like that and should stay natural

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Bonta_kun_fml 2

Dude, there's something called a period. You use it to PUNCTUATE

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YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0

The bomb has been planted. - Chelsea king 2010 7-24

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SeanFredrick 3

35, you forgot the period after "PUNCTUATE". Also I can ****** talk however the **** I ****** want to ****** talk and I bet I'm smarter now than you'll ever be.

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KingDingALing 9

sean...you said **** a lot of times...MY TURNN!! :D **** ****** fuckity **** **** ******* **** :D

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Trupe 3

lol 28 I didn't say anything about the first comment :P

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noscopeheadshots 0

I'm a messed up goat

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pingpongpenguin 3

free nose job!!!

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RokstaRx88 0

ydi for being one of those people that use rawr as your username op

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I read this as free ********, at first.

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pingpongpenguin 3

80 you just jinxed it!

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boomx 0

thats a sin ! ah well, at least yer grans no blind, other wise she would be spending that money for your surgery on walking aticks an helpers and dogs. accept the money go on holiday and pretend your recovering :D problemm solved.

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WhooperFTW 0

it's funny because your grandmother wanted to pay for a nose job

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swifft_fml 0

today my ugly ass granddaughter brought her ****** up nose into my house and I was forced to look at it to the point I had to give her 2 grand to fix it. FML

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sunshine_roovers 2

im in love with your shirt :) ;P

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stopyourbitching 0

why are you complaining? She's offering to pay for it.

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JokingJoe 0

she probably just wants u to fit in to pop culture society. lol. but then again maybe u dobn have the cutest nose in all of northern europe.

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heiiress 0

my father said the same thing to me the other day LOL :(

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jordonisawesome 0

At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.

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adorkable_spazz 0

#2 is hottt

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FatalWedgie 0

skinny pants on the ground= shutout loss

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LightningLadyy 0

I see a gumball machine, and if that's his room.... I love youu.

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textingfreak 0

well she's paying for it mind as well get it done

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PhillyFox 0

If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.

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flawedgenius 6

Thank her, take the money. book an appointment. get some bruising make up and bandages, and go back a few weeks later and she'll probably say you look better, even with no changes. Alternatively if you do need the nose job she thinks you need, take the money and run... to a private hospital and get it done...

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PincheEdgarr 0

it's an offer so you either take it or you don't...haha free nose job right there.

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