Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose...

By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By :^( - 07/12/2013 17:30 - Bahrain - Isa Town

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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PhillyFox 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:24

If you didn't think there's a problem with your nose, then why are you so bothered? All that matters is if YOU think it looks fine.

jordonisawesome 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:22

At least she's willing. I say go for it OP.

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supaman1 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:48

win win situation.. ir ugly ass nose is fixed and ur getting paid... no fml here

destineydeon 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:49

op you should take advantage of the opportunity. I would give anything for someone to offer me the thousands it costs for rhinoplasty.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:00

Ok, so now you know there's something wrong with your nose, or that your grandma somehow got the idea you wanted a nose job. Neither of these is a fml kind of thing. If you're perfectly happy with your nose, you say 'no thank you'. If you're curious, you get a consultation appointment with a credible plastic surgeon, believe it or not, any good doctor will tell you if you don't need surgery. Stop looking at it like it's a bad thing, and appreciate the fact that someone cares enough about you to be willing to pay thousands of dollars to fix something they thought might improve your self-esteem.

DaniBabe1122 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 21:29

Spelling is merely memorizing. It has no real significance with your intelligence...stop being such grammar Nazi's. Yes poor spelling is annoying, but it doesn't make them any more stupid then the next. Grammar is where it counts! Sorry OP for your grandma being a bitch. Whatever you choose is the right choice.