Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing... - FML

By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 23:42 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 10:00

Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Mommy Issues

By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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Make the day about me!

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 06:02 - United States - Roy

Today, at my wedding, my grandmother special requested a wheelchair, even though she doesn’t and never has needed any kind of assistance walking or standing at all. FML

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rg350dx 29

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:02

Crazy grandma strikes again!

lilhellian 26

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:05

Would you want your grandma to do this at yours?

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chinagirl3343 8

Monday 22 April 2013 5:51

Please tell me you kicked her out!!

thehonestone10 5

Monday 22 April 2013 6:27

I hate when women say "upstaged". Stop being such an attention wh*re!! I mean idk how women think, because I'm a guy, but is it POSSIBLE that she wasn't trying to "upstage you" in some Machiavellian way, and that perhaps she honestly just had never worn a dress? Shouldn't you feel BAD for her and sorry for her, instead of being a b*tch? I don't care WHAT day it is of yours, you should never view someone like that. YDI in my opinion. Shes your grandma. She might not even be alive tomorrow. Be nice

JLAW5EVAR 5

Monday 22 April 2013 6:37

That sucks, I like your grandma though.

c4rpi0 20

Monday 22 April 2013 6:41

Hopefully nobody mistook her for the bride

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 22 April 2013 8:43

wat.

DaLiquer 20

Monday 22 April 2013 12:16

Psycho grandma?

finch01 18

Monday 22 April 2013 15:28

have a join in tbe wedding. might be a little odd but you'll be happy you gave her that day

onorexveritas 23

Monday 22 April 2013 18:08

show her to the door

MamiChula99 5

Monday 22 April 2013 18:26

How did your bride react?? I would have went off on her! You don't steal a brides thunder! That's her special day! The day girls dream about! I would have went bridezilla on her!

Omniprism 14

Monday 22 April 2013 18:42

Omg. I'm so sorry. I think I would have had her escorted away.

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