Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 09:14 - Australia

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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Alexa, play "Paintwork" by The Fall

By Nicky - 11/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, we had painters in the house. My 4 year-old grandson kept telling me, "Grandpa ate the painter's sandwich." While the painters were running an errand, my husband ate their sandwich, then left to go to work. I was left to explain/apologize to the painters that my husband ate their PB&J. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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JBP fever dream

By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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These must be yours

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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tetlels 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:12

I like it. The advantage of getting old, u don't give a shit!

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:43

At least he had the decency to cover up his war hero.

Comments

UpsidedownKayak 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:17

Grandparents are awesome, enjoy the time you spend together before they are gone.

noelykins1 19

Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:27

I agree I lost my grandpa early and I still miss him though I lost him when I was 4 and it's been 10 years (: Cherish every minute you have with your grandparent

fleh 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:25

At least it wasn't a thong he had on

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:27

Am I the only one that gets creeped out by the elderly?

fleh 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:31

yes

macskapingvin 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:43

We should lock the elderly away so we don't have to see them. Oh wait, we already do that.

autumnashea 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:36

thT doesn't suck!!! u need to get a sense of humor!

ILoveMyXbox 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:53

Ahaha grandpas are awesome, you should save this time

fleh 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:24

true dat

banana_buddy 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:35

And was the paint white by any chance?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:08

Reminds me of this scene from the movie "Waiting": Monty - "How are you doing today?" Old Man - "Oh, I'm slipping gradually into senility." Monty - "Really? Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?" Old Man - "Well, it's a mixed bag. It's good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear. I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile." Monty - "Yeah, so what's the bad?" Old Man - Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me. So I really am going senile"