Money: Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

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By wtf - 15/07/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML

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Money money money

By hmmm - 01/10/2013 12:32 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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Get out!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 15:00

Today, during a small argument over clothes of all things, I totally lost my temper and broke up with my boyfriend. He is refusing to take me back and I’m now screwed as his wage paid about 60% of our joint bills. I may lose my flat. FML

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Emmamazing 26

Monday 15 June 2015 12:29

He sounds like an ungrateful child. If this is a normal thing and he can't figure out how to contribute, he's no good for you. Sorry OP

Tessa_11 19

Monday 15 June 2015 12:28

Wow, make him help out or leave him.

Comments

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 16 June 2015 11:15

time for a new boyfriend. it's one thing to foot the bill for him, but having him be an ungrateful theif is just not something you should tolerate

amarie2009 22

Tuesday 16 June 2015 11:33

So when are you kicking him out?

xxsakuraxx 29

Tuesday 16 June 2015 11:50

Dump his ass!

rec_chem 22

Tuesday 16 June 2015 14:43

Nobody can take advantage of you without your permission.

Sportey 9

Tuesday 16 June 2015 16:24

Ditch the ******* mootcher

unitedzoah 4

Tuesday 16 June 2015 16:37

As much as stealing money from you is a really stupid and hurtful thing to do, I can kind of imagine the psychology underneath it. If he is unemployed, both of you live together, and you pay for everything, then that essentially means he is completely dependent on you. (Are his parents living close by and does he still have contact with them?) I don't think complete dependency of your partner is a good or healthy situation to be in, even if he could be blamed for it. Is he actively looking for work? So I can imagine that he would feel better after arranging a way that he could leave if he needs to, so that he is not completely dependent after all. Yet it is completely mean and insensible to then go and STEAL the money off you, I'm really not sure how he had that worked out in his mind. Maybe it didn't feel like independence as much if he would have asked for it nicely, or he didn't think you would give it, or it would have felt more like a real crime if he had stolen it off someone else. Honestly it sounds like he's already let things run way too far out of hand. Would he have to live on the street if you kicked him out now?