By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML
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brittyed 11

Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.

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3rdbass 9

"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.

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sacmaster 11

What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

This made me lol.

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guineagirl96 38

That happened to me once. My guinea pig took off a good four inch chunk and wouldn't give it back. I'm assuming it's because i had just taken a shower and I use raspberry scented shampoo

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brittyed 11

Good to know that it didn't just happen to me! Maybe there are more of us out there :P

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kait11 16

My rabbit did that to me once when I was a little girl. And then I cut my hair by myself a different time and blamed it on the rabbit to my mom. I didn't get in trouble:)

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acerima 11

And this is why I'll never own a rat.

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kmccain 27

It's not a rat, it's a guinea pig. There's a difference.

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MiloBear 11

I've owned rats for years and never had one chew off my hair.

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Marakie 16

Same thing here except this time it was my cousin about me not letting her play barbie dress-up game on my new iPhone

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vladimirnabokov 15

I have a fancy mouse and when he's on my shoulder, he crawls into the crook of my neck and fall asleep. But I've never heard of a rodent gnawing off hair! Sorry that happened to you OP. I'll keep that in mind next time he's on my shoulder.

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Coeliacchic93 21

Oh my that sounds so cute!

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billyz77 24

You have a fancy mouse, 41? Sounds a lot more appetizing than the plain mice I find around here. Maybe once the Zombie Apocalypse starts, I'll be able to show my face in public without getting shot at and I can buy me one of them fancy mice. I bet they taste just like chicken, huh?

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MythsNLegends 10

If you shower more often your hair won't smell so tasty.

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brittyed 11

Wow, I posted this months ago (before I had a username here!) and completely forgot about it. I figured it didn't make it onto FML at all. Some of these comments are hilarious! Gotta love guinea pigs :)

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Migole 36

Thank you! I knew I have heard this somewhere before. Must've been in the moderation section then.

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