By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML
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brittyed 11

Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.

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3rdbass 9

"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.

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sacmaster 11

What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?

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ethanman82 8

i guess you kinda got yourself into (puts on sun glasses) a hairy situation.

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billyz77 24

^^ Didn't we already do this up there?? ^^

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ALlamaOnFire 20

My rabbit does the same thing OP. People always ask me about my uneven layers...

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Twitch5253 4

Make sure you cage that beast before you fall asleep, now that it has a taste for humans!

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TwoOneFive 11

Looks like you got yourself a new hairdresser

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sugarshane007 20

This is certainly nothing to get all choked up about.

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Vickyh46 8

Who puts a guinea pig on their shoulder? Rats I can understand, but guinea pigs? :D

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redblueflame 23

People have a tendency to put all sorts of rodents on their shoulders, like rats ( as you mentioned), ferrets, naked mole rats, EST. So why question guinea pigs?

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Ameel_fml 19

Ferrets aren't rodents. They're Mustelidae, which is a part of the weasel/badger/polecat/etc family. :)

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dbt88 15

If I put mine down while I lay down, she climbs straight up to my shoulder. I think it's normal.

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TrilliousDivine 9

Lol my piggie has done that before hes always trying to do that ive never known why . Lol

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I won't say YDI, but you should've remembered to tie up your hair. You kinda bit off more than you could chew with that one.

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vadaaa 11

Ahhh guinea pigs. Don't leave anything around them unattended. My guinea pig once chewed half of my shoelace. They're adorable, but they're like little black holes.

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