Intimacy: Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files...

By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By mlowy - 09/05/2014 05:35 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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By OytoBeAfather - 16/05/2012 03:05 - United States - Nesconset

Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By ThisGirl - 21/08/2012 02:30 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML

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By computergeek - 26/01/2010 21:25 - United States

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By David3000 - 24/01/2009 07:15 - Australia

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:13

Maybe your dad just prioritized.

bobdole 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:10

@ original comment: why would you save it to your hard drive. don't you have high speed internet? stream it buddy, stream it.

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Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:07

Phew.... at least the **** is okay! I bet you high fived your dad so hard!

lifepwns 0

Friday 20 March 2009 21:44

sounds like you recovered the most valuable data you had on your HDD.

Drayk_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:58

I've had something similar happen. All my dad said was that he was to realistic to expect me not to look at **** but to use google instead of saving it so my mom wouldnt see it if she needed my laptop. XP

princess90 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:00

how was he only able to recover that it doesnt make any sence:S WHATSOEVER:S seriously that sounds like a load of crap!

princess90 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:04

h and btw it is very clear that most of you are all dumbasses, this guy prob lost all his notes hw and all that shit it would take so much longer to "replace" that than ******* **** you guys are perverted dumbasses i swear to god, you can easily find **** again:S:S so whoever said **** is the best and most important thing is pretty STUPID in my opinion

redhusk89 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:55

well princess90 (#56) I agree with you but you're a girl (I hope) so your views on a guys **** mostly earn a big stfu. Let me guess you've either never been laid or you were and he did a bad job..... either way you're going to be a real pain in the butt for some guy... or maybe some girl... and by the way you might want to think about the fact that a lot of guys will pay for a cite membership download all they can in a month then cancel they membership so it could be hard for him to get the files back.

madalou2012 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:21

lol, probably why your hard drive crashed in the first place numb nuts.

dragonmystik3030 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:33

maybe he only saved what he thought you wanted saved lol

firedragon64 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:51

I would say good job dad honestly.

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:56

This was probably awkward, but I don't think it's that bad. Most dads know their sons look at ****. And if you're a girl - well, then it would have been super awkward.