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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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blland 0

sounds like you still have a freezer?

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menelie 0

Oh man, that blows. At least ice cream isn't too expensive to replace? Or that the ice cream the thief stole will probably be melted by the time they get back to their thieves' den, and so he/she won't enjoy it. :P

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username93 0

ouch, FYL atleast they have good taste in ice cream?

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rukusrazor 0

Called renters / home owners insurance. Look into it. yes, they'll even cover your sweet, sweet Phish Food ice cream. /I prefer Cherry Garcia myself.

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littlemisslee 0

Your life could be worse... My friend was raped in the middle of the day in her house yesterday. Her 1 year old son was with her. What would you rather have? I would probally prefer my ice cream and possessions stolen...

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iheart 0

oh my god thats just horrible. im so sorry to hear that :(

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bribold1 0

NOT THE ICECREAM! That bastard! I'm really sory for you

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666midnight 0

omg! PHISH FOOD! Lush XD Can't blame them for taking it, it's some damn nice icecream =P

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fcuk_fml 0

wait. the first thing after you got robbed was reach for ice cream? okay.

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