@108 and 111: I've heard of burglars stealing remote controls but not their appliance, just to be a dick. It's not really that far-fetched that one would steal your ice cream.

#121 you heard about the remote stealing from the Discovery Channel show about home security, "It Take's a Thief." People break in and steal all the valuables and then they take the remotes b/c that's the last thing u look for once ur house has been broken into. When u try and watch TV to relax, Ooops your remotes are missing too

what (an) asshole(s)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry to hear it though :( hope you had insurance of some sort...

Bastards. :[

The BASTARD!!

thats just pouring salt into the wound

thats just insult to injury dude. wow

godDAMN that's a nasty burglar right there. FYL

once somebody tried to break into my friends house to rob him while he was about to eat lunch. my friend trying to be cooperative, offered the robber his chicken. he left with the chicken and forgot to rob my friend.

# 30 37 and 98 First of all there are public computers, friends house, internet phone, many ways to post things if the OP wanted without their stolen laptop. Also,just because the post says "today" doesn't mean today. That is a FML requirement for post. What i mean is that they could've bought a new laptop by now. It doesn't mean it's fake just because they were able to post it. To the few people that are saying that the OP should've locked the doors, they probably did and their house got "broken into." It's possible you know to get into someone's house without the keys.