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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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ifimustconfess 0

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML Stealing the laptop; understandable. TV; makes sense. Camera and Harddrive; very useful. Clothes; if they fit and are cute, alright. But stealing the ice cream too?! That's just crossing the line!

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Jordie210 0

wow. that really sucks. FYL.

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llSgtScopell 0

NOOOOOOO NOT THE ICE CREAM!!!!

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neverland_fml 0

Damn. He should have just taken the fillings out of your mouth, too. I'm sorry, OP.

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stoop_kid 0

To the 773 people who said she deserves this: I really hope you were joking. If you weren't then you just won the award for douchebag of the year.

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1Tsk 0

when a robber robs, a robber robs properly

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Indiana_fml 4

#134 *lol* Exactly my thought, too! What happened to those old-time criminals with morals and honour...they'd never have taken the icecream! But seriously, this is 100% pure fresh FML.

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grazynaanka 0

Hahaha really. They stole your ice cream. Who does that?? Well they do but, who the hell steals ice cream. Haha. And posters, like previous people have stated you have to write today in your post. No matter when it happened.

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