By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States
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Crooks gotta eat too. :(
who wouldnt steal phish food? thats the BEST kind! but yeah.....fyl
well atleast the theives had good taste?
You know the old addage..."You can't drown your sorrows in ice cream....the viscosity of it prevents the needed liquid matter state from entering the lungs and preventing the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and cardiac arrest" Yo know that old chestnut ;)
Ouch, even your comfort food got robbed.
yeah dude, thats just plain ****** up. If that was me, it'd have been the straw to break my back. I'd pull out some CSI shit and figure out who robbed me...and then remove their spleen. (nobody ***** with my Phish Food) and don't forget to put that on your insurance claim, either. that way, if they do get caught, you can sue for mental anguish.
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Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch
your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...