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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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Rowbin 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:21

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:21

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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lol_seriously 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:33

Who the **** steals ice cream?

Monty_Python 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:59

This is hilarious! But FYL

some1hones 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:30

I bet you this was your ex-boyfriend... he knows that karma takes a long time so he decided to take the ice cream...fuc* him... go get more ice creams

moviemaniac97 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:52

He took Ice cream??? Lol!

fml_islife 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:48

# 7 . don't tell me that you stay home all day protecting your house from burglars. loser.

thabeast 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:01

@ #168, 10 was being sarcastic and that sucks but this might be a sign to loose weight

kissingintherain 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:06

just remember that whoever broke into your house will be burning in hell in a couple of years :)

coolkidcraplife 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:46

sorry to hear that. phish food is my fave!

kristindabomb 12

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:18

I just had some phish food. I'm sorry for your loss.

windphilosopher 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:22

Ms Dubow?! No way!

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