Miscellaneous: Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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By socialdisease - 22/08/2011 15:58 - United States

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 00:00

Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 02:39 - Reserved

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

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yummcookie 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:50

Points for creativity surely?

afdude87 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:51

That must've taken skill.

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anniejinx24 11

Monday 27 May 2013 22:59

I laughed harder than I should have xD

BlackButlerFan 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 1:37

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that happened to me

autumnlovelopez 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:19

would have sat there and ate it ♥

AlexCanada77 13

Wednesday 16 April 2014 15:53

WATERMELOONNN!!

DeadPixel4 29

Friday 13 June 2014 0:45

So it begins...

james0003 3

Saturday 14 June 2014 19:25

I can just imagine a bunch of body building kids chucking watermelons lol

paradoxie_fml 8

Friday 26 December 2014 7:25

You're actually much luckier than you realize =) Egg can cause a HUGE amount of damage.

Ipsum629 13

Friday 16 January 2015 4:54

ha joke's on them your house smells great and it is easily washed off with a garden hose.

weezypanda420 22

Tuesday 20 October 2015 20:19

Well that's new..

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 5 February 2016 6:51

On the bright side, it's much less gross and probably somewhat easier to clean up than eggs. I pray to god none of them hit your windows, though.

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