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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

it's a good thing the cake is a lie.

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whitecloud197 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:32

Oh god that poor cake !!! /cry

katies94 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:49

maybe they were fat

theschizz 0

Monday 16 May 2011 6:45

well obviously your cake was good enough to steal

steampunkpixie 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:28

The cake is a lie.

Renae123 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:35

Be happy they didn't steal anything valuable. Make another cake.

Bleepbloop360 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:10

The cake is a lie

gianthelper 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 11:40

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wait choco or vinaila birthday or ramdom

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 22:23

I guess he was hungry.

awkwardZoe 3

Friday 27 July 2012 13:23

HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious

emilywa 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 7:43

They were probably just stoners with the munchies dont worry they arent dangerous

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