By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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Grimmerie 31

your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.

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moo117 0

wipe your ass and chace them out the door with the toilet paper lol

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chandraalaa 0

ehh, sorry, but you definitely weren't helpless. jump off the toilet and call the police! or go downstairs and kick their ass yourself. then throw your nasty diarrhea pants in the wash or the trash. I'm sure you'd rather lose a pair of underwear and pants than whatever they stole. anyway, op quit complaining! you're not helpless.

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TheDoctorsAdvoca 2

hater! why don't you get in that situation, I doubt you would do a damn thing

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iluvpink10 0

I'm sorry:( But at least they didn't take your toilet

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jaymeelee1995 0

I'm sorry but that's fricken hilarious

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nullify1337 0

diarhea on these niggas like niagra falls

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patrikus2001 0

haha omg that is the funniest thing I have read. thanks poster for making my day. FYL

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birds_fml 7

You shoulda got up off the toilet, and aimed your ass at them. I'm sure they would've run away from shit spray. :D

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