By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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Grimmerie 31

your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.

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MangoGurl 0

that's wen u get off the toilet run and nock them over and then shit in their faces

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Pizzamaster 0

Should have walked out with your pants down and threaten those suckers with shit.

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narcosoldier 2

you should have done some monkey statues and thrown your shit at them

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dreamering 16

From what I understand, you were more worried about your shit to go to the right place than protecting your property. You could have left the crap flying or even better, you could have used it as an assault weapon.

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Mitcha857 0

grow balls next time and run out kick their asses and shit on them! honestly even if you just came out of the bathroom, they probably would run away so you couldn't identify them. shit you can clean off the floor but somethings stolen you can't replace.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

you were just sitting on the toilet ? must not had anything valuable otherwise you would have gotten up and taken them outshits or not. either that or you are just a chicken shit

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