By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 745
You deserved it 6 397

Same thing different taste

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your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.

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guns > diarrhea. but still, if i had the opportunity, i would have literally shat on them. |the kid|

Diarrhea* I believe. Unless I've been mistaken for years 0_0

"diarrhoea" is how every other english speaker that isn't from the us spells it. for the sake of comparison, look at the greek version of it: διάρροια. |the kid|

you should have pinned them down and given em the old beef stew treatment. ;)

shift_love 13

maybe your diarrhea was part of their elaborate scheme

Wezl8 0

Bullshit post. I don't believe this senario.

I call bull shit on this made up crap.

OhSoBueno 0

lol he got the Wanabi Trots lmao

batgirl_babygirl 0

hasn't this been an fml before?

ignore this comment, I didn't know it was spelled this way in other countries.