By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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Grimmerie 31

your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.

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Mubus 0

10: Best comment i have read in a very long time.

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monkeebalz 0

i find this difficult to ********** to

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salubrious 0

you should have yelled, "STAND BACK, THOS THING IS LOADED!"

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slynoble32 11

dumbasssssssd u shouldve came out wit wet shit in ur hand and the mirror so u can cut them

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ifbrockd 0

lmfao!! I'm so sorry though

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MozzarellaMonky 3

if my house was benign **** ******** I'd run out and kick their ass **** how bad u have to shit

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silentsniper441 0

so tackle them and shit down there throats. or knife them. in the face.

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