By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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Grimmerie 31

your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.

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Tara_Turmoil 0

lmfao ah thanks i needed a good laugh i havent had one in days due to weather stressing me out. really though that does suck i mean not only were you robbed they laughed at you while doing it. hope things get better!!!

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mrtoothpick 11

That's when you running out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles flinging handfuls of sloppy wet diarrhea at them.

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LSU33DucKAholiC 0

and that's why you should always carry your phone into the restroom with you..

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lilmamasweet198 0

lmao wat they take

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kh8975 4

lol this really is hilarious ! but it does suck .

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NinjaKat99 0

the only reason this is an fml is because you can't spell diarrhea. I bet that's why they laughtled at you. and unless you had your iPod with you on the toilet, I'm pretty sure they would have stolen it so I don't get how this could have happened. Faker.

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el_chinito 6

and people laugh at me because I have a gun by my toilet

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