By WellGroomed - 26/11/2015 15:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
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notsoanonymous3 20

Use his to clean the floor and ask him "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush to clean the floor, are you?

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MrSassypants 32

I'm guessing that because this FML was posted you are one of those people.

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Comments

Catdragon 40

I have problems with using the same toothbrush as my family. I can't even imagine using the same toothbrush with a stranger.

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arano 29

You should've told him you used that toothbrush to clean dog shit off of your shoes and that your were gonna buy a new one.

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SecundusSecunda 27

I'd probably lose my temper if that happened OP, follow up on how you reacted!

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dman798 18

Use his to scrub the toilet and ask if he minds

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DippinGrizzly907 27

I might be jumping the gun here... But I'm thinking he doesn't have one if he just used his roomies like that... *shudders*

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MidnightMusic53 37

Get a decoy toothbrush and leave it in the bathroom, maybe even clean the toilet with it once in awhile. Hide a new toothbrush in your room so you don't have to worry about him doing this again.

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BubbaYoshi117 11

"Yes I do. Luckily, that's my assbrush."

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AScooterman 12

Tell him that's the one that you use to scrub the toilet

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