Miscellaneous: Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush...

By WellGroomed - 26/11/2015 15:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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Grossed out

By Jodi Sanford - 09/10/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML

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By Roommate - 28/09/2016 16:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML

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You deserved it 937

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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Get me out of this shithole

By nothing is sacred - 23/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

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By niki - 10/01/2013 02:37 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML

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By germophobe - 02/09/2014 01:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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notsoanonymous3 20

Friday 27 November 2015 1:09

Use his to clean the floor and ask him "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush to clean the floor, are you?

MrSassypants 33

Friday 27 November 2015 1:07

I'm guessing that because this FML was posted you are one of those people.

Comments

JohnnyWake0 13

Friday 27 November 2015 4:47

That is a crime punishable by death

DoomSkuller 28

Friday 27 November 2015 5:05

"one of those people" being the majority in this case... your housemate is a slob

Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Friday 27 November 2015 6:53

Soak your toothbrush in vinegar and put it back when he's not looking.

OptimusSlime 23

Friday 27 November 2015 7:02

Tell him no and then Use that toothbrush to clean the toilet and hide a new one for now on.

Badkarma4u 17

Friday 27 November 2015 7:40

Don't be mean to the guy just explain to him how bad it is. Some people just don't know the simplest things.

carmaisabitch 20

Friday 27 November 2015 9:01

Ever sick!!!!!

Witchylady 17

Friday 27 November 2015 9:28

Some people are so rude and lack manners. I would have slapped the brush out of his mouth. And then slapped him again for taking something without asking first.

Squeeeez 2

Friday 27 November 2015 9:44

"nah, sure it's no problem... have fun with the herpes."

Tannasgh 22

Friday 27 November 2015 10:13

Tomorrow...walk out with his/her hairbrush between your ass cheeks and say, "You're not one of those people who minds if someone else uses your hairbrush are you?"