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By Naomi - 10/11/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

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Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML

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Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML

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Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 10:32 - United States - Levelland

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML

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Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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Sunday 10 November 2013 19:09

You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sunday 10 November 2013 19:48

Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.

Comments

sting99000 6

Monday 2 December 2013 6:05

Asshole

blala2733 5

Monday 13 January 2014 5:24

Sounds like something my fiancé would say lol

skittyskatbrat 19

Saturday 1 February 2014 4:22

It's HIS fault... And MY husband was all sorts of grins when we found out we were getting a Daddy's Little Girl :) He's already picking designs for the nursery, too. THAT is how a REAL dad responds. I wonder if yours is going to treat his daughter like a second-rate kid, or actually mature after her birth.....

mrsnewsome 4

Thursday 13 February 2014 7:35

What a jerk!! I'd slap the crap out of him!!!

Guru_Gal 12

Friday 14 February 2014 0:32

Doesn't he realise that it is his "fault" (for lack of a better term) that they had a girl. I fear for the world if a grown man knows less about biology and how reproduction actually works than I do.