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By Naomi - 10/11/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

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Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML

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Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML

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By blacksheep - 15/01/2017 16:00

Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 10:32 - United States - Levelland

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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Sunday 10 November 2013 19:09

You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.

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Sunday 10 November 2013 19:48

Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.

Comments

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:09

How selfish of you to hog all your Y chromosomes.

protoskore 27

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:15

considering the welfare laws in the UK, you just may be more well off without him. as a single mother you'd be eligible for all sorts of benefits, council housing etc.

vikky538 28

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:16

moron...such crappy thinkers we got in the world...sorry OP

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:29

What an idiot. He doesn't deserve to be your kid's father, boy or girl.

IAmMe204 25

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:34

What the hell kind of idiot is he?! First of all as others have mentioned, the sperm is the one that chooses tge sex. Second of all a baby is a blessing, person or whatever you want to call it. IT IS NOT A TOY. If he is really that interested in being able to choose every aspect of the unborn child's life tell him to go buy a ken doll that will literally be anything and everything he wants! Otherwise tell him to go to hell!