Oh my ... What a delightful person to be around. She probably had to suck in her belly so much that she practically forced the gas out. I wonder if she did it on purpose because she thought you were inconsiderate for making it so hard for her to pass by your table. Either way ... I wouldn't have let her get away without at least giving her a nasty look and letting her know that she ruined your lunch.

We always called them 'fart flares'

I think I would publicly complain to mall security, throw a fit at her, and make a scene because I know she would be embarrassed. People should have more consideration ffs.

I'm sorry but once she farted on my head I would of got up and bashed her in the face with something. I don't understand how you can be okay with someone farting on you. That b***h would of been f****d up in a heart beat faster then you can even blink

Hahaha! Sorry, i can laugh because it wasn't me, but that really sucks for you. FYL indeed.

I like how majority of the comments zeroed in on the fact that she is obese( -___-).

Wow. Some people just don't have manners! :/ Sorry OP, maybe try a more secluded place!

If I was in that situation and the fat ass didn't say sorry I would have thrown my food at her .

That's 'Murcia for you!

'Murica!