By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
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Wizardo 33

The fart probably was a made of 2 week old food stuck in her fat encrusted gut, obese people need to sort it out with their bumper car looking arses.

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TheForgetfulOne 12

Do people not know how to say 'Excuse me" anymore ?

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hannahsnyder69 16

Words can describe how terrible that situation must have been.

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Virtual_BS 13

^ I'm sure it's a much worse experience than words could ever make it out to be. No-one deserves to have their food farted on. Ever.

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MzZombicidal 36

It drives me up the wall when a person is so unbelievably rude. I don't care if you're 400lbs, if you fart in my face, you're gonna have bigger issues than your weight.

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AestheticGuy 21

Lets just clarify that those two words should never be in the same sentence when referring to certain humans.

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armyaggie 11

Don't worry, under Obamacare fat people will be denied healthcare, so they'll disappear.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Maybe the people who down voted this have never heard of lighting farts on fire. Funny stuff Noor!

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Grauncho 27

Maybe she thought she was doing you a favor by flavoring your food with her fecal air.

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buddy51 23

I strongly suspect fatty queefed! And you know, OP, it ain't over until the fat lady expels trapped gasses either anally or vaginally! She fart/queefed in your general direction....

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Barriaultcory 16

My greatest fear

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badgirl00069 19

I'm a curvy girl but s&%* that's just nasty hate food courts for the exact reason plus the always smell and people always seem to be watching u eat Lmao like the hungry

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AestheticGuy 21

Being fat, is not 'curvy', curvy is having large hips, a small waist, and big boobs. Kim Kardashian, as annoying as she is, is curvy, but notice how she is not at all overweight, not even slightly. You are just fat.

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FimogenFeels 14

The problem isn't really that she's obese; it's that she was rude and farted right where you were eating. Everyone's talking about her weight. Sorry OP, that had to have been disgusting.

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SlackerEmeritus 13

Well, OP felt that her weight was somehow relevant to the story (it actually wasn't) and it seems FML has some kind of no-fatties policy in place judging by the comments.

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