By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

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Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.

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mete_orito 34

I don't see the problem. He just just did what he was told to do...:-)

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maximus_prime 24

No wonder you can't walk straight OP, look at your user name, "**** my arse".

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bboyhomie 13

First of all, the heat might if scrambled his Brain, so next time use a fan. Second of all, have a super fun time from your neighborhood creeper •_•

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Heaven121313 9

insomniac badge

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kemando 22

"Guys, my wife can't walk right if you know what I'm sayin'!"

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jhs578650 9

You should just assume that anything you say to a guy will be taken literally.

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