Intimacy: Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated....

By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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Deez nutz hurtz

By Anonymous - 11/03/2020 15:01

Today, I was about to have sex with my wife, so I walked into our room naked, but then whacked myself in the nuts with the door handle as I attempted to close it. She can't stop laughing, and I can't sit down. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

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By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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He's got the moves

By beccav23 - 25/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.

soulebelius 17

Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

But they do it in ****...

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Friday 9 August 2013 6:16

I don't think that will happen again..,or you get them a bit torn before hand..,

dawood_k 27

Friday 9 August 2013 6:16

If he didn't scream wedgie as he attempted to rip them, it was mistakenly painful. Poor guy follows instructions and still takes the rap for trying to be romantic

ArianaLuvU 14

Friday 9 August 2013 6:25

Sorry Op. Hope you feel better!!

SleeplessBeauty 12

Friday 9 August 2013 6:30

Well, at least he tried to please you and do what you said.

Poetaster 10

Friday 9 August 2013 6:33

Try not sporting those support panties... They are rip proof

babyseastar 5

Friday 9 August 2013 6:33

Bunny21 11

Friday 9 August 2013 6:42

Hun us women must remember that men take everything literally. Sometimes it's difficult to remember this but trust me you'll have better communication if you remember to be very literal with men.