By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

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Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Tomorrow, he'll be boasting to his friends that he gave you such a good time you can't even walk.

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kenjenkei 32

Oh dear. Been there, done that. In the future, get one of those old-fashioned white button-down work-shirts, preferably one that's a bit big for you and comes to just below your butt, and have him rip it roughly apart instead. It's a lot easier, very, ahem, 'satisfying', so to speak, and best of all, it won't give you an atomic wedgie, which is important 'cause they're kind of a mood killer. Unless, you know, you're into that. ;D

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woiz 11

your wish is my command !

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Xotoolyxo 16

Tell him to slide them off with his teeth next time, it'll save you the pain

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DeeLaShee 13

Lol everyone knows that only works out right in movies.Next time ,plan it out.Cut a small tear in your panties first (without him knowing) & then have him do it.Give him a chance to redeem himself.Besides that, hope the hip is okay, OP

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alison98hp 8

I accidentally read part of the last one with this one. Final product "I told a kid no older than 8 to rip my panties off"

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icepick23 12

You are beautiful.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Panties-on **** is hot too.

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