Intimacy: Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 08:00

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 18:00

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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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saffy66 34

Sunday 1 April 2018 14:08

I sure hope you didn’t apologise. And I’d be asking where she got that key.

lukesick1 12

Monday 2 April 2018 14:46

Now you need to get a key for her house and barge in when you like.

Comments

ParkerM77 4

Friday 20 April 2018 21:55

change the locks

Melissa Ann Hudson 3

Sunday 22 April 2018 13:11

what a turd!!!!

Edessa 8

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:14

Serves her right. Don't apologise to her. She is who needs to apologise and give your key back. I would still change the locks regardless.

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 19:13

Hope you changed your locks lol

Leah Bennett_685709305 4

Wednesday 16 January 2019 23:49

I’d be like “no , no you apologise to us for making a key without our consent and walking in uninvited. If you don’t apologise we’ll take the key and it’ll be the last time you come to our door!“