By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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margie2194 12

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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amayranii 2

What a great husband you have.

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lyssa_jean 7

How long have you guys been married? After a suggestion like that I'd divorce him and get all the alimony I could.

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icallbullshit 3

You're the reason why so many Guys 'hit it and quit it' when girls like you are 35 and complain about not having a good man, I'd blame your mentality.

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

Hell naw kick that prick to the curb girl friend

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fiona_purple 3

This guy is stupid! Please don't be equally as stupid by doing what he wants! You deserve better. Walk away!xx

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perdix 29

You should make the best of this opportunity. Cook them gourmet meals where her food is spiked with horse laxatives and his with saltpeter. Wash all their clothes in hot water to make the shrink and make them think they are getting fat, and sprinkle itching powder in them. Sell their cars on Craigslist for $100 each. This could be a great chance for fun and profit:)

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immaMonsta 8

I'd put triple the laxatives in his food.

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perdix 29

I see your point. It could be fun for both of them to have the ***** simultaneously, but I think it would be more fun if his **** became a useless, limp appendage.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

wild_n_out is probably some non-humorous ****.

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laurenmacias 0

Tell him You need to separate his penis from his balls

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