By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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margie2194 12

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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skyeyez9 24

Cook him a good dinner before he meets his girlfriend. Make sure to mix it with an entire box of ex lax and viagra.

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asktherunes 4

He thinks your a door mat Kick him to the curb

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jlej 6

seriously. leave. take half. make his life hell. tell his girlfriend that last night you and him slept together. make her think he cheated on her with you. and how tell her he told you how much he loves you. stuff like that. then leave and take half.

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KeyLoLoKye 0

Motherfuck that. I still want half your paycheck...

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kissie87 4

hahahahahahahahah he's smoking crack hecks no you better not cook for that son of bitch he needs to get smacked please let me know where he at. He think you a Maid or what . Tell his dumb ass to tell that **** to cook for his crazy azz. Uhhhhh I don't know what guys think. Those days are done

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ami200485 14

U tell him where to shove it too

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