By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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margie2194 12

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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doglover569 0

Sounds like a fair deal to me! ;) Hella no.

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pammievb 2

Is he serious? He must think you're stupid if je thinks he can get away with that excuse. You deserve better my dear :) trust me....

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tell him you want to separate financially, you keep the house and the money and he can have his girlfriend. Or better yet have your newly appointed vicious divorce lawyer tell him.

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NiveaKK 9

Mix crushed bugs to his food and pee in his coffee.

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Candice0687 0

I hope you told him where to stick that idea

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meagann01 4

Oh he got some nerve ! I personnally woulda bitchslapped him... But thats just me.

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icallbullshit 3

Bitchslapped him you say?, and then what happens when he defends himself by punching you in the face in this hypothetical situation? Or are you entitled to hit people because of your gender?

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meridius4510 4

That's a big kiss my @$$

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