By Anonymous - 14/10/2018 03:00

Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
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Emma Marshall 19

Did he do it or was he just wondering?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Husband: "Are you sure? I mean it's basically like getting head from myself, and I don't see how that's cheating." OP: "I married an idiot." Everyone else: "Yep."

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Emma Marshall 19

Did he do it or was he just wondering?

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sunnyray812 42

Keep in mind that he PROBABLY already did it.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Husband: "Are you sure? I mean it's basically like getting head from myself, and I don't see how that's cheating." OP: "I married an idiot." Everyone else: "Yep."

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RichardPencil 30

It’s ok if he paid for it. At least it’s not cheating, but might be an unauthorized expenditure from the family budget.

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RichardPencil 30

You should know better. Am I ever serious?

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Dave_Davington 33

This is why separate finances are the way to go.

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UndecidedSpark 7

dwl...that's some way of looking at it. That's not in budget

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TumblrweedPasses 11

He might've just said that to get a reaction, no way is someone that hollow headed

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Have you ever encountered another human before?

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OneWhoKnows 5

What is it waits gay married men!! Stop wasting women’s lives you idiots ! Women are people it to be used for your benefit

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anonurmom 12

What about a ******* from a sex robot is that cheating?

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shannon2348 14

I think the fact that your husband wants a ******** from a man is even more of an issue.

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